perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

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dutchster:

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

in the uk we have these sweets called maoam and the packaging is this little green character that looks like its having sex with fruit

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They have that in other countries too…

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yourlucidflame:

*Little bro walks in*: do you have earphones? what are you doing

me: in the corner, im on the internet

him: what are you watching?

me: nothing, im doing girly things

*he turns to walk away*: enjoy tumblr

Thank you little brother, i will

"Everybody is clever, just in their own ways" - Matt Groening

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babygoatsandfriends:

baby goats playing on other animals

everything is a playground when you’re a baby goat

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